And Mommy, if you get divorced from Daddy, do we still call you Mom and Dad, or do we call you Aunt Betty and Uncle Jack????

Shit. Does this mean I can't date that blue-eyed hottie down the street? And we'd have had such cute kids- twelve toes, overbite and all.

"Left handed"????

Webbing between fingers and toes? Yes, yer prolly inbred. Hemophilia? Often. Lantern-jawed Spanish royals painted by Velasquez? No question. Dwarfism? Someone's almost certainly been diddlin' their close relatives again. But I'd be interested in seeing some PRIMARY (hell, even secondary) source info supporting that claim that left-handed folks is inbred as you hillbillies in West Virginia (and who named a state notorious for children born "on the left side of the bed" - meaning resulting from either adulterous or inbreeding- after a VIRGIN?!?!?".

According to some VERY rigorous investigative work laid out in, among other places, the book "The Left-Hander Syndrome" (which reevaluated the massive amounts of data from MANY studies that also recorded handedness), inbreeding has apparently nothing to do with left-handedness. Pre- peri- and post-natal trauma (whether resulting in physical brain injury or O2 deprivation for a time) seemed to be the primary common factor involved, but then again "very strong correlation" is not necessarily "cause and effect". Don't really wanna think "I'm left handed because I'm brain-damaged", doncha know......

..... and yes, I'm left-handed, dammit. Anyone wanna see the steel plate in my skull? >:-)